Not An Actual Pilot

cunt-gold: unpretty: I isolated my favorite panel from the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:24:05 -0400

unpretty:

I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy.

perfect~

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:45 -0400

lesbo-deluxe:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

that’s fucking awesome

lonestargreat: bluestalking-fox: #mutants are a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:59:10 -0400

lonestargreat:

bluestalking-fox:

#mutants are a metaphor

People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.

djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:57:10 -0400

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

michaelshiatusbeard: scarfshipping: yours-truly-calliope: This...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:35:29 -0400

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:27:25 -0400

sungodphoebus:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

guys

GUYS

SHIT

SHIT GUYS

tooraloora: I did another thing. This one is marginally scarier...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:05:36 -0400

tooraloora:

I did another thing.

This one is marginally scarier than a Wigglypoke…

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:02:52 -0400

"Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:08:46 -0400

“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.”

- Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via katara)

chipcococafe: Steamed Totoro Cupcakes with recipe (spanish)

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:48:46 -0400

chipcococafe:

Steamed Totoro Cupcakes with recipe (spanish)

Nine: I think I was in love once.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:32:42 -0400

Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.

"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid...."

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:31:02 -0400

“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”

- Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com

(via crocbonker)

interruptions: the “founding fathers” were a bunch of scheming lawyers turned ambitious gloryhounds...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:59:47 -0400

interruptions:

the “founding fathers” were a bunch of scheming lawyers turned ambitious gloryhounds and I don’t know why we refuse to talk about them that way because it actually makes the whole ridiculous affair of the revolution more interesting

"Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read comics and are a..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:58:10 -0400

“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read comics and are a driving force behind fandom. I think I could call them the driving force behind fandom and put up a convincing argument. Just think about it: what fandoms have driven America crazy in the last decade? Could anyone dissuade me from saying that they were Harry Potter, Twilight and the Hunger Games? “Avatar” may have put butts in theater seats, but you don’t hear about it… ever. No one is immersed in the world of “Avatar” except James Cameron and people who enjoy wearing Na’vi Zentai suits. “The Avengers” was pretty darn huge and, if Tumblr is any indication, a whopping portion of the people driving that fandom online do not possess a Y chromosome. Women engage in fandom to levels that men do not. When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.”

- Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)

and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.

(via ohhoechno)

I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.

(via touchofgrey37)

I was just thinking about this the other day. It’s very true.

(via biohazardgirl)

Gorgeous post

(via ouyangdan)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:35:46 -0400

honeywhyarethepolicehere: Ahaha, This is pretty personal I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:33 -0400

honeywhyarethepolicehere:

Ahaha, This is pretty personal I guess, but I don’t mind putting it up here…sorry if some of it is hard to read… i have terrible writing ugh v/w/v;;;

I probably stated this a few times on my personal blog, but our genitals really determine so much for us that it’s easy to see why it’s so difficult for non binary people to make it far.

What’s funny though, is my mom saw me drawing the second image, and she said the last one’s not me. What’s great about that is how ironic it was for her to say that. It’s basically what I’m talking about, how people assume you’re this or that because you have these sorts of chromosomes and all that shit. Great, I wasn’t blessed with a dick, but that’s not what makes me me. I just… hm…

I’m not sure what to say honestly, I had so many words and they’re kinda gone now. But this was something I did today,and it can be something for those out there that don’t fit in the binary, for the trans people who didn’t always know. Sometimes I wish I did, but there’s no amount of memory or evidence to say that I didn’t know. It was there, just covered up in dresses and dolls. You don’t need all kinds of proof to say you really are trans.

Nice to meet you guys.

Hope this helps those that really need the boost. No one can tell you who you are. And if people try to tell you, well.. they can kindly fuck off. They aren’t living your life. Be who you wanna be okay?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:15:59 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:08:11 -0400

thatsbrutaldude: Lick Lick

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:02:36 -0400

thatsbrutaldude:

Lick Lick

antst00fs: fuckme-bradtollman: tehkukikookie: S’mores...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:35:58 -0400

antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti